Tag: Jolt

Jolt. Salvation-juice of the hacker and the under-caffeinated student alike. Failed miserably despite the best marketing campaign in the history of man. Who can beat “Twice the sugar and all the caffeine?”

Creating Monsters

The "energy drink" pitch is just the same tired song and dance recycled by the modern day snake oil salesman, telling you you'll be smarter, better, quicker, faster, brighter, wittier, more interesting, nimble and perhaps even better-looking if you ingest their particular brand of fizzy water.

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