The "energy drink" pitch is just the same tired song and dance recycled by the modern day snake oil salesman, telling you you'll be smarter, better, quicker, faster, brighter, wittier, more interesting, nimble and perhaps even better-looking if you ingest their particular brand of fizzy water.
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